Why did the olokoto [African redhead agama lizard] cross the road? Because it was going to Abairo Falls.
Which is the fittest animal and why? Peter's rock agama because it is always doing push-ups.
What do people use for writing? A biro.
What hormone is triggered by love and reduces stress through feelings of happiness? Abairo-xytocin.
What does System Of A Down say about life? Life is a waterfall.
If waterfalls went to university, then what course would they study? Tourism.
How do Lugbarati speakers greet? By mentioning a Bantu ethnic group that migrated northwards from South Africa because of Shaka Zulu's expansion policy during the 19th Century while the response sounds like UK (United Kingdom).
If Arua means "Small prison", then what label can you give its inhabitants? Prisoners.
Imagine Abairo was a person, what would you call its abdominal muscles? Ab(airo)s.
What supernatural reality can waterfall chasers learn from the various series of Oluko Falls? Streams come true.
Whenever water goes up, it must come back down. True, but whenever water falls down, tourism must go up and stay there.
How would you describe the Abairo Gorge? Gorgeous!
What must we call our FATHER in Heaven? ABBA-i ro.
How many walls make a standard meeting room? Falls [4 (wa)lls].
What would a Muyindi politician say while shaking his head if he visited Abairo Falls? Jolly good voter-falls.
What did the servants at the wedding in Cana tell the master of the banquet? Yi aba-i ro [There is plenty of water], but no more wine.
Who created Abairo Falls? The CREATOR.
From which direction does the sun rise everyday? Oluko; East of Arua Hill.
How many eyes does Abairo Falls have? Just one.
What did Ezekiel eat? Scrollex.
What is Abairo therapy? It is when you fall, but then swim in a pool filled with plenty of lessons.
Since King Leopold II of Belgium owned West Nile for his lifetime, then what did West Nile own for its lifetime? Belgium.
What does a Lugbara call a place with too many lizards? Olokoto-poroporo, Olokoto-karakara.
What do you call a place with too much water? Yi aba-i ro.
Mention synonyms for abairo! Badaka, angiri, lakuru, kakau, poroporo, laikuro.
What is the cure for Depression Fever? Abairocetamol.
Which foreign explorer discovered Oluko Falls? Mike Elkins.
How is the canyon in Oluko? Grand!
State the abbreviation AI in full! Abairo Intelligence.
Where did the descendants of Adam and Eve go after they were expelled from the Garden of Eden? They came to Oluko.
Why did the Ngoni migrate from South Africa? Because they were not muke [Translated from Lugbara: okay] with the expansion of Zulu Kingdom.
Where is the Elephants' Graveyard? Lado [Ancestors are resting here].
If Abairo Falls could fly, then what bird would it be? Crested crane-o.
Where in United Gombololas (UG) do you find Abairo Falls? Oluko Gombolola.
Which country encourages its citizens to eat early? Italy.
What did Abairo tell the moon? Let us have a watermoon tonight instead of honeymoon.
If Donald Trump visited Abairo Falls, then what might he say? Make Abairo great again!
Where did Samson meet Delilah? Abairo Falls.
What happened after GOD created Abairo Falls? HE saw that it was good, then HE rested.
When a human falls, it is sad! On the contrary, when water falls, it is joyful!
Are the best things in life about falls? Yes, rainfall, falling in love, autumn seasons and waterfalls.
When you ask GOD for spaghetti and HE gives you worms, then what are you? A bird near River Asa.
What do you call a Muganda who can speak Lugbara? Lugbaraganda.
Where does the water from Abairo end up? Cairo.
At least how many times have the supporters of President Yoweri heard of Abairo? Seven times!
What is the best thing a Lugbara can do when s/he cannot pay entry fees? Fizi-yo-therapy or Fizi-ko therapy (read Physiotherapy or Physical therapy).
If JESUS turned water into wine, then what can He turn Abairo into? Winefalls.
Why did Europeans scramble for and partition Africa? Because it is sweet like a cake.
How do you say "nice camp" in Lugbarati? Kamupu ala; Kam'p'ala!
What is the opposite of outdoor barbecue? Indoor marmeque.
Since rhinos camp near Rhino Camp, what camps near Abairo Falls? Aba trees.
Which Ugandan president was a public holiday? Idi Amin.
Why do Swiss people love sweet meat when they tour Abairo? Because they come from Sweet-za-land.
Where else is Abairo used as a name? Philippines, Nigeria, Taiwan, Tai-two and Tai-three.
What did the sun say to the cottage center on the hill? Arise and shine!
As a Lugbara who has grown up in Africa during the new millenium, do you know which European music group made the song "Money Money Money" in 1976? Of course, ABBA-i ro.
Since there is no water in Hell, where is Abairo Falls? Heaven.
Which was the Best Waterfalls in Arua City before Abairo was discovered? Abairo itself.
Which European country is Black like Abairo? Monte-negro.
Is Wandi the parish in Ayivu related to the town in Terego and South Sudan? They share mushroom soup.
What is John the Caretaker of Abairo like? He is aci le [like light (electricity)].
What is the opposite of ripe mangoes? Abai-raw mangoes.
If a Musoga saw the rocks at Abairo, then what would s/he call them? Jinja.
American, how do you usually select your cassava? I buy raw [A bai ro].
When is Abairo's birthday? In the first week of the calendar.
What is the remedy for depression? Avoid drugs, booze and cigarettes, but do not avoid Abairo Falls!
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